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to the St John's College JCR Website!

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? 

Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. 

Woman: Oh, I see. 

Officer: Can I see your license please? 

Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. 

Officer: Don't have one? 

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving. 

Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please. 

Woman: I can't do that. 

Officer: Why not? 

Woman: I stole this car. 

Officer: Stole it? 

Do you think Facebook has taken over your life?

      Then check this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FMlfJN4wt2Y

And ask yourself... is it really that bad??!!

It's week 5 and what's more it's exam term.

But cheer up! All this week there'll be doughnuts and snacks in the JCR plus bowls of sweets in the library!

Help yourself.

Joke of the Day 

I (male) told my uncle that I've been having difficulty with urination lately. It takes longer time and has been quite painful as well.

My uncle said:"Oh! I don't have any problems with that! I pee at 6 and poo at 6.30 every morning! Everyday at the same time!!" 

I was really surprised at how healthy my uncle is, but then he said... 

"But I wake up at 7 everyday!" 

One for the lawyers:

***Remember to fill out the rooms database for next year***

Click the link http://rooms.joh.cam.ac.uk/ to fill out information regarding your current room. It is very important that you fill out this information because not only will it help other people to choose a room, it will also help you to choose a room for next year! If everybody fills it out well we will all have access to a lot of information that will make our lives just that bit easier once the ballot has been done.

 How do you catch a unique rabbit?

You neak up on it.

1) ANTHONY NOLAN BONE MARROW DONOR recruitment event

2) Annual Linacre Lecture 2010

3) Earn money as an online tutor

Exam Talks will be held in the Old Music room tomorrow from 7-8.30pm. 

Dr. Doerrzapf, Maggie, Grant and Ms Tomaselli will be there to answer your questions and offer guidance.

See you there!

Three men were using the urinals in a public restroom in the UK. The 1st man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sink and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly thorough job. As he was drying his hands (with lots of paper towels) he loftily anounced to no one in particular:

"At Oxford, I learned to be clean and sanitary." The man then left the bathroom with an air of pretension.